holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
"What can I say about Tina? I love you. You’re one of my favorite people in the world. We started together at the Weekend Update desk. We got famous together. We had great chemistry. We’re like Nichols and May. We’re like Sonny and Cher. We’re like Bono and the Edge." - Jimmy Fallon
Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash
son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book*
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
I have been on food stamps before! (Fun fact about me) You know what ELSE you cannot buy with food stamps? PREPARED FOODS. So you’re like “Some hot wings from the deli would be delicious I just got my monthly deposit I can splurge a little right now!” and you can’t do it you can only get the raw meat and other stuff to make it yourself.
An EBT card is not some magical credit card from which you get shitloads of free government money to spend willy nilly at Disney and casinos. You barely get enough money to buy the absolute minimum amount of food needed in a month from the regular grocery store.
I’d just like to point out the fact that even if you COULD use food stamps on anything you wanted (which you can’t), it’s still disgusting and awful and horrible to judge someone for what they deem important at a given point in time.
Because, ya know, you’re only free if you’re also not poor. v.v
Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this.
This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!
This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??
Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.
Definitely some important information here!
this is supa awesome. i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary. when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
this was so confusing when i first read it because i’m australian and in australia july IS midwinter
You can’t tell me what to do
Oh snap, I pushed the button.
I’m hitting the god damn button!
THE BUTTON WAS hit
GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO
MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT
NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!